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Welcome to the Squad: 43 Freakishly Cool Harley Quinn Quotes

by Louise W. Rice

From the moment she first strutted her stuff in Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn has become an instant icon. She’s a psychologist, fashionista, and all-around rebel. What’s more, Harley Quinn is driven by some dark and scary impulses, as well as her love for her one and only, the Joker.

To honor this diva and goddess among mortals, I’ve created this list of the coolest Harley Quinn quotes I could find. So, sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy all of the wisdom and humor this anti-heroine has to offer.

43 Best Harley Quinn Quotes

Harley Quinn Quotes About Love

#.1 “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”

#2. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”

#3. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demons dance with mine.”

#4. “Find what you love and let it kill you.”

#5. “It soon became clear to me that the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman, was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”

#6. “You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.”

#7. “That’s so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”

#8. “You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!”

#9. “Don’t get me wrong, my pudding’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”

#10. “I have done everything you said. Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you. Just accept it!”

#11. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”

#12. “Don’t know if I wanna kill you or kiss you.”

#13. “Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”

#14. “You don’t have to be crazy to be in love. But it helps.”

Hilarious Harley Quinn Quotes

#15. “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”

#16. “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Nooo, thank you!”

#17. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”

#18. “Didn’t you like my show? Well, try this one. It’s called ‘Animals Attack People I Hate’. It’s a comedy.”

#19. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super-criminals.”

#20. “Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?”

#21. “You really put the ‘fun’ in funeral.”

#22. “Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin’ you for somethin’ like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor!”

#23. “What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!”

#24. “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blond bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”

#25. “I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t?”

#26. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?”

Batty and Cool Harley Quinn Quotes

#27. “Wait ‘till they get a load of me.”

#28. “Whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.”

#29. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.”

#30. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”

#31. “So what if I’m crazy? The best people are.”

#32. “I’m not sure if I attract crazy or if I make them that way.”

#33. “I’m known to be quite vexing I’m just forewarning you.”

#34. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run ‘cause I’m about to lose my sh*t.”

#35. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”

#36. “The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”

Villainous Harley Quinn Quotes

#37. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole damn world.”

#38. “You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.”

#39. “I’m going to kill you. For everything that you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.”

#40. “All of that chit-chat is gonna get you hurt.”

#41. “We’re bad guys, it’s what we do.”

#42. “I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people trying to shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress – and I actually paid for it!”

#43. “You don’t like me? Fine. Don’t waste my time then.”


Harley Quinn is by far one of the coolest and most terrifying anti-heroines the world has seen. She’s the perfect blend of funny and scary, all wrapped up in a gorgeous and sophisticated package. So, if you ever want to feel like a rebel, just scroll through these 43 Harley Quinn quotes to get inspired.

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