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Welcome, New Life: 31 Cutest Pregnancy Quotes And Sayings Out There

by Louise W. Rice

Whether you are expecting your first or sixth child in a row, pregnancy is always a special time in a woman’s life, just like the doe has written about. However, as beautiful and blessed as it might be, it can also be a little daunting.

With this in mind, here is a collection of cute pregnancy quotes and sayings to make you laugh and lift up your spirits whenever you need to put a smile on your face.

31 Cute Pregnancy Quotes And Sayings to Read in Happy Anticipation of the Little One

Funny And Cute Pregnancy Quotes And Sayings

#1. “Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.” — Rita Rudner

#2. “People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it’s because you’re sweating to death.” — Jessica Simpson

#3. “It’s an established fact. Some women can’t stand being pregnant, getting big and bloated, and hauling around a giant stomach, and some women, for reasons probably understood by Darwin, love it.” — Rich Cohen

#4. “It’s a great thing about being pregnant, you don’t need excuses to pee or eat.” — Angelina Jolie

#5. “It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells… to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.” — Dave Barry

#6. “I am entirely capable.”

“Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?” ― Gail Carriger, Heartless

#7. “The condom broke. I know how stupid that sounds. It’s the reproductive version of the dog ate my homework.” — Jennifer Weiner, Little Earthquakes

#8. “Prenatal yoga focuses on breathing and stretching. So does napping.”

#9. “I’m proof birth control is 99% effective.”

#10. “Don’t ask me why I am crying because I don’t know.”

#11. “Love makes the belly go round.”

Empowering And Cute Pregnancy Quotes And Sayings

#12. “Of course I can do this. I’m pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn’t change my personality.” — Christine Feehan

#13. “Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.” — Joyce Armor

#14. “You are pregnant, and you are powerful. You are bold, and you are beautiful. Go forward in your boldness, in your beauty, and in your contentedness. Trust your body to birth and know that the collective power of women worldwide will be with you.”

#15. “Pregnancy and motherhood are the most beautiful and significantly life-altering events that I have ever experienced.” — Elisabeth Hasselbeck

#16. “Remember this, for it is as true as true gets: Your body is not a lemon. You are not a machine. The Creator is not a careless mechanic. Human female bodies have the same potential to give birth well as aardvarks, lions, rhinoceri, elephants, moose, and water buffalo. Even if it has not been your habit throughout your life so far, I recommend that you learn to think positively about your body.” ― Ina May Gaskin, Ina May’s Guide to Childbirth

#17. “You never understand life until it grows inside of you.” — Sandra C. Kassis

Hopeful And Cute Pregnancy Quotes And Sayings

#18. “A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.”

#19. “A baby is something you carry inside you for nine months, in your arms for three years, and in your heart until the day you die.” Mary Mason

#20. “Feeling fat lasts nine months, but the joy of becoming a mom lasts forever.” — Nikki Dalton

#21. “It’s amazing, the mentality shift that occurs in pregnancy. All of a sudden, you want to be good to yourself.” — Elisabeth Hasselbeck

#22. “Pregnancy seems designed to prepare you for life as a mother. You start making sacrifices nine months before the child is born, so by the time they put in an appearance, you are used to giving things up for them.” ― Brett Kiellerop-Morris, My Big Fat Gay Life

Poetic And Cute Pregnancy Quotes And Sayings

#23. “Now my belly is as noble as my heart.” — Gabriela Mistral

#24. “Pregnancy is getting company inside one’s skin.” — Maggie Scarf

#25. “Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be.” — Carrie Fisher

#26. “I usually claim that pregnant women should not read books about pregnancy and birth. Their time is too precious. They should, rather, watch the moon and sing to their baby in the womb.” — Michel Odent

#27. “Pregnancy is a process that invites you to surrender to the unseen force behind all life.” — Judy Ford

#28. “To be pregnant is to be vitally alive, thoroughly woman, and distressingly inhabited. Soul and spirit are stretched — along with body — making pregnancy a time of transition, growth, and profound beginnings.” — Anne Christian Buchanan

#29. “If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I’d have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.” — Erma Bombeck

#30. “Pregnant women! They had that weird frisson, an aura of magic that combined awkwardly with an earthy sense of duty. Mundane, because they were nothing unique on the suburban streets; ethereal because their attention was ever somewhere else. Whatever you said was trivial. And they had that preciousness which they imposed wherever they went, compelling attention, constantly reminding you that they carried the future inside, its contours already drawn, but veiled, private, an inner secret.” — Ruth Morgan

#31. “All the time we wondered and wondered, who is this person coming, growing, turning, floating, swimming deep, deep inside?” Crescent Dragonwagon

To Conclude

Always remember that pregnancy is not only a time to bond with your child but also an invitation to meet the new you. Therefore, make sure to prioritize your needs and treat yourself to all the me-time you need.

Whether it’s a trip to the spa, a long walk in the park, or reading cute pregnancy quotes and sayings — do whatever makes you feel at peace with yourself and in love with life! And don’t you even dare think twice if you deserve it — after all, you are about to pop out a tiny human from down there!

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