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36 Legendary Bachelor Party Quotes Every Guy Should Read

by Louise W. Rice

Are you getting ready to tie the knot with the love of your life? Congratulations! According to most bachelor party quotes, you are in for a life of slavery and suffering.

But I’m not here to discourage you. In fact, I want to brighten up these last days of your freedom and remind you that marriage is a beautiful thing. After all, you are choosing to share your life with someone you consider to be your other half. As far as commitments go, this one really is not so bad.

There is nothing wrong with having some fun before you say the big words, though. So here are some bachelor party quotes that are sure to cheer you up and remind you why you are choosing to marry in the first place. And don’t forget to take creative bachelor photos. A funny photo editor will help you to make unforgettable pictures.

Awesome Bachelor Party Quotes Every Stud Should Know

Bachelor Party Quotes About the Joys of Marriage

#1. “Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins.” — Margaret Mitchell

#2. “Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows, marriage does.” — Groucho Marx

#3. “A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he’s married.” — H. L. Mencken

#4. “Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving about three or four things a day unsaid.” — Harlan Miller

#5. “Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can’t soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.” — Rutherford B. Hayes

#6. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” — Henny Youngman

#7. “All of the troubles that some people have in life are those which they married into.” — Edgar Watson Howe

#8. “Many guys see relationships with women as a zero-sum game: If she wins, he loses. Marriage is the ultimate contest: Her job is to get him to capitulate to marriage. So many men see marriage as the ‘end of freedom,’ the end of boyhood. That’s why bachelor parties are supposed to revel in that boyish irresponsibility ‘one last time.’ So many guys figure, ‘Why rush into something that means basically that you’ll be a prisoner forever?’” — Michael Kimmel

#9. “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” — Rita Rudner

#10. “Every man should get married some time; after all, happiness is not the only thing in life!” — Unknown

#11. “It was so cold I almost got married.” — Shelley Winters

#12. “Bachelor parties are for the married guys.” — Chrissy Teigen

Funniest Bachelor Party Quotes

#13. “Half of all marriages end in divorce and then there are the really unhappy ones.” — Joan Rivers

#14. “Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gets her master’s degree.” — Unknown

#15. “It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on Earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.” — Robert Frost

#16. “I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.” — Rita Rudner

#17. “I was the best man at the wedding. If I’m the best man, why is she marrying him?” — Jerry Seinfeld

#18. “The whole world is strewn with snares, traps, gins and pitfalls for the capture of men by women.” — George Bernard Shaw

#19. “He who wants to marry is on the path of repentance.” — Greek proverb

#20. “Don’t marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.” — Scottish proverb

#21. “A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.” — Samuel Goldwyn

#22. “Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t, they’d be married too.” — H. L. Mencken

#23. “Behind every great man, there stands a surprised woman.” — Maryon Pearson

#24. “A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.” — Phyllis Diller

#25. “The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married.” — Finley Peter Dunne

#26. “Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.” — Oscar Wilde

#27. “By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Unknown

Best Bachelor Party Quotes

#28. “Bachelor, a peacock; betrothed, a lion; married, an ass.” — Spanish proverb

#29. “If you go to war pray once; if you go on a sea journey pray twice; but pray three times if you are going to be married.” — Russian proverb

#30. “The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” — Oscar Wilde

#31. “A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.” — Helen Rowland

#32. “Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.” — Helen Rowland

#33. “In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar — a practice which is still continued.” — Helen Rowland

#34. “You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.” — Bill Murray

#35. “Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.” — H. L. Mencken

#36. “A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.” — Jean de La Bruyere


The best way to say goodbye to your unmarried life is by throwing a bachelor party. But although things are inevitably changing, there is no need to view that change as the end of an era — instead, think of it as the start of something new and better.

And when you feel a bit discouraged and need a little inspiration or a pick-me-up, this list of bachelor party quotes will be here for you.

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